A man

A man got a call from unknown
number..
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.
Another call from unknown number..
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja.