शुक्रवार, 14 फ़रवरी 2014

2 men

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto...

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