Sumona: How much do you love me ?

Sumona: How much do you love me ? . . Kapil: I love U so much, I can?t measure. . . Sumona: No just tell me?. . . Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you? . . Sumona: Wow ! that?s so romantic? . . Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn?t know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards

Kapil (to wife):

Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na? Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua?? Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha? ?Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?