Funny Jokes, hindi jokes,

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says 'Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon'.
The other sardar replies 'Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!'

income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai.
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai,
Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai.!