GUTHI To Girl: Tum Kaunsi Fairness Cream Use Karti Ho??? . . . . . GIRL ( Khush Ho Kar ): Koi Bhi Nahi !! . . . . . . . . GUTHI: To Use Kiya Kar Na!! Kaali Chudail.

Karara Jawaab.

Karara Jawaab.. Teacher To Boy:Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag

Tum Kya Choose Karoge ???

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Boy:Paisa... . . . Teacher:Galat Main Hoti To Dimag Leti..

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Boy:Ab Jiske Pass Jo Nahi Hai, Wo Wahi To Lega

hahahahaha thoko LIKE*

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ?

 Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki.. har sms bhejne se pehle, SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche.. Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

Height of Insult

Height of Insult :D

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...

Pappu (guide):' ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum

is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake .

- Jab bhi gali me chalo nazren jukha ke chalo qki

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aisa karne se na sirf apki izzat badhegi balki...

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gire hue paise milne k chance bhi badh jayenge..