Wife

Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!

Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya
kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga,
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baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi