What

Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!

Q.how do you make seven an even number?

A.take the s out!

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!