शुक्रवार, 14 फ़रवरी 2014

India ki reet:

India ki reet:

Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR...

Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to

SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to

HAHAKAR...!!:p..

Santa

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

Rockstar

In Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
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In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai!!

family hindi jokes, Funny Jokes, hindi jokes,

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....