Height of Insult

Height of Insult :D

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...

Pappu (guide):' ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum

is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake .

- Jab bhi gali me chalo nazren jukha ke chalo qki

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aisa karne se na sirf apki izzat badhegi balki...

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gire hue paise milne k chance bhi badh jayenge.. 

RAJNIKANT in IPL.

RAJNIKANT in IPL.

Climax: 1 ball 23runs needed to win.

Bowler bowls.

Rajni hits.

Ball splits in 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's.

Chennai wins!

Yenna Rascala.!! 

1st friend: I have a MBA Degree kya karu?

2nd friend : OLX pe bech de! 

A boy calls his ex-

Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you..

Gal : Awwwww..even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi?

Boy : Ek thi daayan .

Yamraj asked to 3 ladies:- ?Kabhi kiss kiya hai ??

1st lady: Shadi se pehle.

Yamraj: Nark me jaao.

2nd lady: Shadi ke baad.

Yamraj: Swarg me jaao.

3rd lady: Kabhi nahi kiya.

Yamraj: Kone me aao. 

A Boy

A Boy Doing Push Ups

?One Two Three?

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Suddenly A Girl Passes

Boy: "82 83 84" .