शुक्रवार, 7 फ़रवरी 2014

GUTHI To Girl: Tum Kaunsi Fairness Cream Use Karti Ho??? . . . . . GIRL ( Khush Ho Kar ): Koi Bhi Nahi !! . . . . . . . . GUTHI: To Use Kiya Kar Na!! Kaali Chudail.

Karara Jawaab.

Karara Jawaab.. Teacher To Boy:Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag
Tum Kya Choose Karoge ???
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Boy:Paisa... . . . Teacher:Galat Main Hoti To Dimag Leti..
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Boy:Ab Jiske Pass Jo Nahi Hai, Wo Wahi To Lega

hahahahaha thoko LIKE*
Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ?


 Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki.. har sms bhejne se pehle, SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche.. Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.
Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

Height of Insult

Height of Insult :D
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...
Pappu (guide):' ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..
Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake .