Biwi ek din office se thoda jaldi
ghar pahuchi toh
chup-chaap bedroom ka darwaza khola toh….
dekha ke kambal mein 2 ke bajaye 4 taangein nazar aa rahi thi.
Usne ek cricket bat uthaya aur zor-zor se maarna shuru ho gayi.
Jab maar-maar ke thak gyi toh paani peene kitchen mein gayi…
aur dekha ki uska PATI bahar balcony mein bathe magazine padh raha hai.
Pati bola: Tumhare Mummy-Papa aye hain aur maine unko bedroom mein sulaya hai.
Jaa ke mil lo..
chup-chaap bedroom ka darwaza khola toh….
dekha ke kambal mein 2 ke bajaye 4 taangein nazar aa rahi thi.
Usne ek cricket bat uthaya aur zor-zor se maarna shuru ho gayi.
Jab maar-maar ke thak gyi toh paani peene kitchen mein gayi…
aur dekha ki uska PATI bahar balcony mein bathe magazine padh raha hai.
Pati bola: Tumhare Mummy-Papa aye hain aur maine unko bedroom mein sulaya hai.
Jaa ke mil lo..
Shadi ke baad pati ne pucha:
tumhare shadi se phele kitne bf the??
patni ne ek lifafa diya jisme chawal ke kuch daane aur 200rs the…
pati – ye kya??
patni – me jab bhi ek boy frnd banati thi toh ek chawal ka dana isme dal deti thi
pati ( daane gin kar ) – bas 7? aur ye 200rs kyun??
patni – 4 kilo chawal baich(sold) diya…
tumhare shadi se phele kitne bf the??
patni ne ek lifafa diya jisme chawal ke kuch daane aur 200rs the…
pati – ye kya??
patni – me jab bhi ek boy frnd banati thi toh ek chawal ka dana isme dal deti thi
pati ( daane gin kar ) – bas 7? aur ye 200rs kyun??
patni – 4 kilo chawal baich(sold) diya…
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