Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ?

 Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki.. har sms bhejne se pehle, SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche.. Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

Height of Insult

Height of Insult :D

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...

Pappu (guide):' ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum

is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake .

- Jab bhi gali me chalo nazren jukha ke chalo qki

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aisa karne se na sirf apki izzat badhegi balki...

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gire hue paise milne k chance bhi badh jayenge.. 

RAJNIKANT in IPL.

RAJNIKANT in IPL.

Climax: 1 ball 23runs needed to win.

Bowler bowls.

Rajni hits.

Ball splits in 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's.

Chennai wins!

Yenna Rascala.!! 

1st friend: I have a MBA Degree kya karu?

2nd friend : OLX pe bech de!