रविवार, 2 फ़रवरी 2014

Baccha Engineering

Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega. Ladkiya Patayega. Usse Kya Milta Hai? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Angry Moment

Angry Moment
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when U are sleeping & someone enters
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turns on the Lite & then leaves Without
turning it OFF..!!!
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kasam se aag lag jaati he dil me.....

Baba Ji ka Thullu.

Tere gharwalo ne itni mehnat ki tujhe paida karne me...unhe kya mila...Baba Ji ka Thullu..!!!

Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook..

Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook?.: Girl ? M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days ? BF ? Tell me I will give you the answer! ! Girl ? What is Baba Ji Ka thullu?? Boy ? ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Daimond Ring for you last birthday, what did you get ?? Girl ? Nothing !!!!! Boy ? This is called Baba Ji Ka Thullu! !!!!

son in school..

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school... Teacher: What is a Noun??? . . . Chote paji : Oye madam g..... Arz kiya hai... Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king, A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. ! Thoko taali.

शनिवार, 1 फ़रवरी 2014

Sumona: How much do you love me ?

Sumona: How much do you love me ? . . Kapil: I love U so much, I can?t measure. . . Sumona: No just tell me?. . . Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you? . . Sumona: Wow ! that?s so romantic? . . Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn?t know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards

Kapil (to wife):

Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na? Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua?? Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha? ?Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?