son in school..

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school... Teacher: What is a Noun??? . . . Chote paji : Oye madam g..... Arz kiya hai... Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king, A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. ! Thoko taali.

Sumona: How much do you love me ?

Sumona: How much do you love me ? . . Kapil: I love U so much, I can?t measure. . . Sumona: No just tell me?. . . Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you? . . Sumona: Wow ! that?s so romantic? . . Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn?t know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards

Kapil (to wife):

Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na? Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua?? Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha? ?Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?

Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..

gour farmaiyega!

Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..

Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!

Babaji ka thullu

Ye Log Jo Din Bhar Add Me Add Me karte hai . . . . Inhe last m milta kya hai? . . . . . . . . Babaji ka thullu .

Baba ji ka thullu!

Teacher randomly - x+x ? Student - x Teacher - x+x Another student - Baba ji ka thullu! 

BABA JI KA THULLU

Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Ham Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyar Mein Ullu,Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hame Kya Mila??? . . . . BABA JI KA THULLU .